Caption Contest

[BoSox34]

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Winner receives the special treat that these two MLB players are discussing.

[ORS]

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How can you still not get it? You hold the J between your thumb and finger, then Puff-Puff-Give, you Purple lipped freak.

[Thumper]

Bonds (in a gay voice): Hey thurr A-Babe. Have a *little* surprise for me?

[Papelbon58]

Bonds (in a gay voice): Hey thurr A-Babe. Have a *little* surprise for me?

 

in a gay voice

Thumper forgets what a caption is, so he writes stage directions.

[Soxfan1]

in a gay voice

Thumper forgets what a caption is, so he writes stage directions.

Well would you have honestly thought he was speaking as a homo afterreading the caption if you hadn't seen that stage direction?

[yeszir]

I wrote like 5 things and realized none of them were funny.

[BSN07]

Arod- How small did your balls get?

 

Bonds- About that big, and my nipples get so tender now.

 

Arod- hmmmmmmm.

[arbitrary]

Bonds: I like me that tight *******

 

As Arod ponders the tightness and plasticity of his own ******* (and Johnny Damon's, Jeter's, Posada's, Clemens', Torre's and Steinbrenner's).

[Thumper]

Alex Rodriguez, who is considering becoming the next Anabolic All-Star, gets a lesson of the negative effects of steroids from Barry Bonds, a fomer member.

[jacksonianmarch]

Bonds getting tips from ARod on performing grade A fellatio

[Youk Of The Nation]

"So then I say to Selig, suck it, you putz."