May 2nd vs. Oakland

[BoSox21]

Lugo single drives in Coco, 2-0 Sox

[Rdsxmbnt]

nice 2-out hitting. 2-0 sox

[example1]

What the f***.

 

Old Saturday Night Live skit of Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) "jogging" to a McDonalds and then eating everyone's food under the guise of explaining geopolitical issues. Clinton was, of course, the warlord who ate everyone's food. Very funny stuff.

[yeszir]

Old Saturday Night Live skit of Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) "jogging" to a McDonalds and then eating everyone's food under the guise of explaining geopolitical issues. Clinton was' date=' of course, the warlord who ate everyone's food. Very funny stuff.[/quote']

 

I knew he loved Big Macs, I'd just never seen the skit.

 

I thought it was funnier before you explained it. <_ just kidding man.>

[TedWilliams101]

There goes that...

[Youk Of The Nation]

Bah.

[example1]

I knew he loved Big Macs, I'd just never seen the skit.

 

I thought it was funnier before you explained it. <_ just kidding man.>

 

 

GOD, I always do that!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

 

[example1]

There goes that...

 

And Josh Beckett can thank YOU for the lost no-hitter. Thanks a lot TW!

 

I kid, of course.

[example1]

Time to fight Josh. For Red Sox nation, and for my fantasy team (which is in last place and relying on you and Dicek to stay afloat!)

[ACL BoSox]

you were saying about all those men LOB...

[Youk Of The Nation]

BecKett!

[yeszir]

Whoa whoa whoa, how did it get to be 2nd and 3rd?

[Youk Of The Nation]

you were saying about all those men LOB...

 

You were saying about getting banned for being sarcastic to mods?

 

 

 

[example1]

Beckett has pitched every game this season like the best games when he was in FLA and last year. He is getting ahead of just about every hitter, throwing his changeup like it is one of the nastiest pitches in the league, and still throwing the curve to get people to look silly. He is also hitting either the outside/inside corners or missing outside/inside with his fastball. Very few have been meat pitches. The ones that look like meat pitches end up being changeups.

[Youk Of The Nation]

What the f*** is with Dan f***ing Johnson the last two days?

[yeszir]

You were saying about getting banned for being sarcastic to mods?

 

 

 

*cough* power trip

[example1]

Whoa whoa whoa' date=' how did it get to be 2nd and 3rd?[/quote']

 

Two Oakland paratroopers jumped out of a Cessina high above Boston, they landed in the RF bullpen, secretly crawled over the wall after slitting Mike Timlin's throat (he's the most imposing person in the pen, cause Papelbon is tired today) and crawling through the high RF grass to 2nd and 3rd. Basically.

 

Sorry, I'm weird today.

 

Weak single to a spot where Lugo usually would be, and an even weaker late-swinging double down the RF line.

[Youk Of The Nation]

BecKKett!

[Youk Of The Nation]

*cough* power trip

 

Watch it, or Ill ban y....oh, right.

[yeszir]

 

Sorry, I'm weird today.

 

AND you spelled Cessna wrong.

[example1]

Fudgekins. E.L Fudgekins.

[yeszir]

BOOO DAMON WOULD HAVE HAD HIM AT THE PLATE!

[Youk Of The Nation]

f***.

[BoSox21]

god f***ing damnit

[ACL BoSox]

just when you think your out of it they tie up the game

[example1]

AND you spelled Cessna wrong.

 

 

Seriously, I had a double take on it. I spelled it right first, then thought it looked weird and added an i.

 

Mama always said: 'when it looks weird add an i'.

[example1]

BOOO DAMON WOULD HAVE HAD HIM AT THE PLATE!

 

Yeah, after the game when they say hi to one another.

 

I don't know who said it, but Damon really does throw like Brandon Donnelly, which isn't a good thing for an OF.

 

That's why Matsuzaka stopped being an OF. The coaches got sick of the 'delay' at the top of his crow-hop.

[BoSox21]

more and more, it becomes clear to me how this Oakland team does so well every year. they're starting pitching bends but never really breaks, they get just enough hitting and they always have a strong bullpen

[VA Sox Fan]

Beckett baby. I don't want to say it' date=' but any of you guys thinking what I'm thinking...[/quote']

 

If you are really a baseball fan and a Red Sox fan, you keep these thoughts to yourself

 

Thank You....Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer

[VA Sox Fan]

What's up w/ Drew?