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This joke was getting some good reviews, so I decided to bring it into the main stream topics, sorry if it pisses anyone off:D

 

 

Red Sox/Yankees

 

 

One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a

Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston While crossing a narrow

bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Red Sox

fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.

 

He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too

feeling fortunate to have survived. The Yankees fan walks over to the

Red Sox fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we

should

put away our petty differences and

live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Red Sox fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're

absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if

something else survived the wreck." The Red Sox fan then pops open

his

trunk and removes a full, undamaged

 

bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan, "I think this is

another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Yankee

fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the

bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"

The

Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest

of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think

I'll just wait for the cops to show up.