Sox stumbling out of April and into a Yankee series

[arbitrary]

removing uteruses from 6am to 6pm every day til sunday.....

 

you too?

sweet,

I do mine via phone!

[TheRivernator]

you too?

sweet,

I do mine via phone!

 

you kinda can't do that, it is quite impossible...

[arbitrary]

you kinda can't do that, it is quite impossible...

 

I have a golden tounge.

[redoctober]

I have a golden tounge.

 

 

:wtf:

[yankeessuck013]

Yankee Fans= Cockiest Fans Everrrr

[TheRivernator]

I have a golden tounge.

 

You are trying to point out that you scour women's uteruses, but you are too dumb to put it correctly. I am actually assisting surgeons in removing women's uteruses this week. I don't like it, but such is life...

[redoctober]

You are trying to point out that you scour women's uteruses, but you are too dumb to put it correctly. I am actually assisting surgeons in removing women's uteruses this week. I don't like it, but such is life...

 

 

Don't you love dealing with idiots?

[yankeessuck013]

alright, I think we can officially put this thread in "fights and crap."

[TheRivernator]

alright, I think we can officially put this thread in "fights and crap."

 

nah, I'm done fighting. I take it since nobody has tried to debase my post that I am correct?

[redoctober]

nah, I'm done fighting. I take it since nobody has tried to debase my post that I am correct?

 

Yes, another well thought out post from the Rivernator.

[Optimist]

Sox fan in Texas

http://www.sleazyrecords.com/upload/arti1684.jpg

 

[arbitrary]

You are trying to point out that you scour women's uteruses, but you are too dumb to put it correctly. I am actually assisting surgeons in removing women's uteruses this week. I don't like it, but such is life...

 

I was?..............huh;

never even dawned on me.

I'm not even sure what that means.

What does it mean?

[26 to 6]

Yankee Fans= Cockiest Fans Everrrr

a lot of posts the last week or so would give you guys that distinction.

[redoctober]

I was?..............huh;

never even dawned on me.

I'm not even sure what that means.

What does it mean?

 

Are you even serious with that question?

[Optimist]

Yankee Fans= Cockiest Fans Everrrr

 

Yeah, when you guys were 10 - 4 (or whatever your best record was) all of you were extremely humble...

[redoctober]

Yeah, when you guys were 10 - 4 (or whatever your best record was) all of you were extremely humble...

 

I was humble, although I did walk around doing a Derek Jeter fist pump, and that pissed off some people.

[arbitrary]

Are you even serious with that question?

 

maybe....ummm

ok if I am serious then tell me what you'll think of me.

and if I'm not, then tell me what you'll think of me.

 

I'll tell you what: whatever you think I think.

[TheRivernator]

Yeah, when you guys were 10 - 4 (or whatever your best record was) all of you were extremely humble...

 

as always, premature conclusions for a team with a history of popping before insertion. I still remember the NESN commercials in the late 90s.

 

"And the Red Sox are loaded with talent this yr attempting to avoid the June Swoon". It was basically a patented phenomenon in Boston, and one championship makes them forget it all. Yankee fans never forget......

[redoctober]

maybe....ummm

ok if I am serious then tell me what you'll think of me.

and if I'm not, then tell me what you'll think of me.

 

I'll tell you what: whatever you think I think.

 

 

If you're serious then I'll ask you this: how old are you?

And if you're not then I'm assuming you were being sarcastic to be funny, but you failed miserably on that one.

[redoctober]

as always, premature conclusions for a team with a history of popping before insertion. I still remember the NESN commercials in the late 90s.

 

"And the Red Sox are loaded with talent this yr attempting to avoid the June Swoon". It was basically a patented phenomenon in Boston, and one championship makes them forget it all. Yankee fans never forget......

 

 

Yes, history is a bitch but unchangeable at the same time. I remember when Boston won it all in 2004, Yankee fans were in a state of apathy, and then came the 26-6 remarks. However, I vividly remember prior to 2004 how most Yankee fans thought Boston winning it all was impossible, and if so hell would have frozen over, and the Earth would be in eternal damnation. Well what happened to all of that? Yankee fans not only treated it like a minor occurence, but they made it sound like winning a World Series was a bad thing to do. To top it off, they are buying into the logic that the next Boston World Championship will come in another 86 years.

[Sox fan in Tex]

TheRivernator, your family is from Jersey, correct? Now, shut the f*** up.

 

"How can I stand living in America's trash can, you ask? I use these life-saving tips!"

 

Step one:

When in New Jersey, make sure you ALWAYS carry a clothspin. You owe it to your nostrils.

 

Step two:

To survive in New Jersey, being extreme is a must. I, for one, am very extreme. For instance, this milk expired yesterday, but I'm so extreme that I am going to drink it right now.

 

http://img53.echo.cx/img53/7461/newjersey6eh.jpg

 

P.S. TheRivernator: The Yankees still suck. If I live in Texas, it doesn't make a difference from the fact that Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera are pussies.

[TheRivernator]

It isnt logic, just a dig. But could you blame us. I was on another site and there were people who actually were calling the red sox the best franchise in baseball history. s***, a lady DIED in your celebration, that may have been a minor incidence of the world slowly turning into chaos. Also, winning one championship is great and a wonderful achievement, but you also have to see where we are coming from. We watched a team pull off a dynasty, 4 in 5 years? We are rather unimpressed by a one year wonder, which the sox turned out to be. Also, after watching the yankees in the playoffs for 11 consecutive years, we know that anything can happen. Either way, I congratulated the sox on winning it all and especially for doing it at the demise of my team, but it was what it was. One year, one title, one season. They couldnt close the deal last yr and in order to impress us or worry us, they'll have to do it this yr....

[26 to 6]

maybe....ummm

ok if I am serious then tell me what you'll think of me.

and if I'm not, then tell me what you'll think of me.

 

I'll tell you what: whatever you think I think.

Dude, put the acid down, turn off the computer, and go lay down for a few hours. It will eventually ware off.

 

Yes, history is a bitch but unchangeable at the same time. I remember when Boston won it all in 2004, Yankee fans were in a state of apathy, and then came the 26-6 remarks. However, I vividly remember prior to 2004 how most Yankee fans thought Boston winning it all was impossible, and if so hell would have frozen over, and the Earth would be in eternal damnation. Well what happened to all of that? Yankee fans not only treated it like a minor occurence, but they made it sound like winning a World Series was a bad thing to do. To top it off, they are buying into the logic that the next Boston World Championship will come in another 86 years.

Now way man, that was the worst offseason of my life. I couldnt sleep some nights. I tortured myself with Joey Salvia's (for those that dont know Joey Salvia is a musician who also works on the Michael Kay show) songs about the Red Sox beating the Yankees (little quirky songs he made for the show. Go to 1050espnradio.com and click on "Joey's Page" and there they are.). I never want to experience that again.

[Sox fan in Tex]

We are rather unimpressed by a one year wonder, which the sox turned out to be.

 

... And we are rather unimpressed by watching your guys blow a 3-0 lead in the ALCS (that would be the worst choke in MLB history). C'mon, TheRivernator: Our team is just better than yours. What the f*** do we care if history favors you? f*** history. This is NOW. And the 2006 Red Sox are better than the 2006 Yankees.

[TheRivernator]

TheRivernator, your family is from Jersey, correct? Now, shut the f*** up.

 

"How can I stand living in America's trash can, you ask? I use these life-saving tips!"

 

Step one:

When in New Jersey, make sure you ALWAYS carry a clothspin. You owe it to your nostrils.

 

Step two:

To survive in New Jersey, being extreme is a must. I, for one, am very extreme. For instance, this milk expired yesterday, but I'm so extreme that I am going to drink it right now.

 

http://img53.echo.cx/img53/7461/newjersey6eh.jpg

 

P.S. TheRivernator: The Yankees still suck. If I live in Texas, it doesn't make a difference from the fact that Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera are pussies.

 

Half my family is from Jersey. I am from CT. Also, Jersey is still filled with northerners, who are for the most part, smarter than your average yokel from down south. I think the guy who washed my windshield at a stop sign in Newark even had a college degree. Now, that is pronounced Kol-ij for those of you who have never heard of it. Also, up here we can tell the difference between our steers and our women, well we at least want to tell the difference. The last part of your post is the best part though. Jeter and Rivera are pussies, lol. 4 rings, 10 postseasons altogether and they still get no respect. I at least thought a boy from the south would have a little respect, but it seems you have lost even that. Oh well, nothing goes better with 110 degree heat and 100% humidity like overalls and chewin on a straw, eh good buddy?

[redoctober]

It isnt logic, just a dig. But could you blame us. I was on another site and there were people who actually were calling the red sox the best franchise in baseball history. s***, a lady DIED in your celebration, that may have been a minor incidence of the world slowly turning into chaos. Also, winning one championship is great and a wonderful achievement, but you also have to see where we are coming from. We watched a team pull off a dynasty, 4 in 5 years? We are rather unimpressed by a one year wonder, which the sox turned out to be. Also, after watching the yankees in the playoffs for 11 consecutive years, we know that anything can happen. Either way, I congratulated the sox on winning it all and especially for doing it at the demise of my team, but it was what it was. One year, one title, one season. They couldnt close the deal last yr and in order to impress us or worry us, they'll have to do it this yr....

 

 

I understand your perspective. I remember when the Sox struggled out of the gate in 2005 how pissed off I was about how every other fan was laid back because they were still on a 2004 high. Well not me, I was ready for a repeat to show that 2004 was not just a one year wonder. I could even tell the players were way too laid back, they were being lazy in the field and at the plate. I remember at the beginning of the 2005 postseason how I was the only one who predicted a White Sox sweep of the Red Sox because the Red Sox pitching was s***, and Matt Clement was our goddamn ace. But nope, everyone else, including ESPN predicted the Sox to make it back into the World Series. They even predicted a Yanks-SOX ALCS III. So from that standpoint, I understand what you are saying. I want to win it all every single year. Thats the whole motive to sports. Now I'm pissed off at this years team already for the lack of clutch hitting, and if this trend continues Theo may need to pull off another midseason trade to get this team going.

[TheRivernator]

... And we are rather unimpressed by watching your guys blow a 3-0 lead in the ALCS (that would be the worst choke in MLB history). C'mon, TheRivernator: Our team is just better than yours. What the f*** do we care if history favors you? f*** history. This is NOW. And the 2006 Red Sox are better than the 2006 Yankees.

 

Do any of these resemble you or your family??

 

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .

 

. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

 

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

 

. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

 

. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

 

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

 

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

 

. . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

 

. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

 

. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

 

. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

 

. . . you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

 

. . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

 

. . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

 

. . . you’ve got more than one other named “Darryl”.

 

. . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.

 

. . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

 

. . . you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.

 

. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.

 

. . . your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.

 

. . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

 

. . . your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.

 

. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

 

. . . you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.

 

. . . you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.

 

. . . you’ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.

 

. . . you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.

 

. . . you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.

 

. . . you’ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.

 

. . . you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.

 

. . . you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.

 

. . . you’ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.

 

. . . there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.

 

. . . you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table.

 

. . . the strongest smell in your house is butane.

 

. . . you think paprika is a Third World country.

 

. . . you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”

 

. . . you go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.

 

. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.

 

. . . you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.

 

. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.

 

. . . the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.

 

. . . you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs.

 

. . . you can’t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.

 

. . . your mother doesn’t put shoes on to go grocery shopping.

 

. . . you’ve ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley.

 

. . . you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

 

. . . anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.

 

. . . you don’t think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

 

. . . you’ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.

 

. . . your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.

 

. . . you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income.

 

. . . you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

 

. . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

 

. . . you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital.

 

. . . your kids’ favorite bedtime story is “Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.”

 

. . . your watchband is wider than any book you’ve ever read.

 

. . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.

 

. . . you’ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

 

. . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.

 

. . . you’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

 

. . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

 

. . . your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.

 

. . . the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.

 

. . . your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name.

 

. . . there’s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

 

. . . you have grease under your toenails.

 

. . . your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull.

 

. . . the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is “What the hell are you lookin’ at Diphead?”

 

. . . your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn’t.

 

. . . your mother has more chest hair than your father.

 

. . . you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

 

. . . you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor.

 

. . . your mama saves aluminum foil.

 

. . . you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

 

. . . you clean your house with a water hose.

 

. . . during the wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”

 

. . . the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart.

 

. . . you pawned your grandfather’s pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.

 

. . . you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.

 

. . . you drive across town to see a car wreck.

 

. . . it’s impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform.

 

. . . you think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal.

 

. . . you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tattoos.

 

. . . you have a personal account of a UFO sighting.

 

. . . you think a hard drive is driving more than one hour.

 

. . . you’ve ever taken a generator and a 27-inch TV camping.

 

. . . you help booby trap your family’s marijuana crop.

 

. . . you have ever made a frog-gigging spear.

 

. . . the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.

 

. . . your mother’s only shoes are house slippers.

 

. . . your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside.

 

. . . you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt.

 

. . . you follow the tractor pull circuit.

 

. . . you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house.

 

. . . your primary income involves pigs or manure.

 

. . . your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.

 

. . . your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.

 

. . . you were expelled from summer school.

 

. . . you’ve ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup.

 

. . . you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.

 

. . . your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans.

 

. . . you’ve ever been asked to leave Shoney’s all-you-can-eat breakfast.

 

. . . you have a grave in your yard.

 

. . . you’ve ever stolen toilet paper.

 

. . . you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.

 

. . . your deceased hunting dog’s tombstone is larger than your grandfather’s.

 

. . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work.

[Optimist]

And the 2006 Red Sox are better than the 2006 Yankees.

 

Who are you kidding?

[TheRivernator]

also, that is a pretty bold statement to make saying that this yrs sox team is better than this yrs yankee team after watching your team play horribly over their last 10 games. Hang onto it tightly and don't let it go, no matter how the logic works...

[Sox fan in Tex]

No, Optimist. The only joke on this thread is, TheRivernator.

 

P.S. Rivernator: You know nothing about baseball. I make an argument and you completely ignore it. Yankees suck, that is all there is to it. Now, quit your OBSESSION and get off our Red Sox website.