If one was to put the SOX BP on the curb in front of one's house with a sign that said free, they'd still be there the next day except for D-hern and Workman.
The Yankems just recently put Cash Cow on the 10 day IL because of his recurring bad right knee. Right now the Yankem FO is debating hanging Sabatha from a harness until he's healed or just shooting him.