Back in the 90's there was a company PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH, who used to sell Birch Beer at the equivalent price of other sodas. The company in my area, whose name I can't remember, is now selling a six-pack of 11oz bottles for $8.00.
Must be a shortage of Birch trees.
6 hitters with 20 or more HR's; 3 hitters with an OPS of over .900; 3 hitters with over 100 runs scored; 2 hitters with 100+RBI and one other very close; and 1 reliable starter = no PO's.