Except for EO and Workman, the SOX pitchers should wear masks on the mound and no numbers on their jerseys so we fans can never be sure who the bum is. It's for their own protection.
Speaking of suspensions, I see our buddy Joe Kelly got slapped with an 8 game suspension. That would be equal to a 22 game suspension in a 162 game schedule.
Sorry you're missing the game, Swi, but if the SOX win, you do realize you can't watch another game until they lose. You know how superstition runs rampant here.