I feel sorry for the O's manager.
O's GM: "I expect a playoff team this year."
O's Manager: " That will be tough; we only have 4 good players."
O's GM: "I'm tired of your excuses. If you can't win, I'll find someone who can. Bobby Valentine's still alive you know."
O's Manager: " Hey, boss, ya know what's weird? Our only 4 good players all have a last name that starts with 'M.' C'mon, isn't that really weird?"