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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Those days are over, unfortunately. Same as players not kibitzing with the opposition.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    No panic, the game ain't over yet, but our BP does give me some concern going further into this series. But I believe we were all aware of that.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    You may be right, but I seriously doubt that they're better today. I will admit though that William Bendix was the worst chUMP I ever saw in the movie KILL THE UMPIRE.
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I remember hearing Bobby Doerr once say that if a chUMP called a strike on Ted Williams, Ted would turn his neck and look at the chUMP and the chUMP would know he made the wrong call. In today's game, Ted would get whiplash.
  5. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    One thing I did learn watching a few NL PO games; if I'm a pitcher, I'd rather pitch to those NL teams than pitch to either the SOX or the Astros. Just my opinion.
  6. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I don't believe inside and outside pitches are defined by the human body.
  7. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Relievers are like a box of chocolate; one never knows what you're gonna get.
  8. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I just got a call from Bloom. Wanted to know if I was interested. I responded by asking what my food allowance would be.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    MAX, why do you keep defending inept chUMPIRES? Are you just playing the devil's advocate?
  10. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    HP chUMP has had a problem seeing a lot of things. I wonder if being legally blind excludes one from being a major league chUMP?
  11. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    DFA Kike.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    He's out, but it was a successful bunt.
  13. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    All others pay Kevin Cash.
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I'll have what he's having.
  15. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    It's not a web gem when the fielder tries to make it into one.
  16. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    There's no repercussions when chUMPS stink up the place, so why should they even make an effort to improve?
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Not the exception to the rule; it appears to be the rule.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Thanks, Dregs Man.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    In the movie MAJOR LEAGUE, Bob Uecker said "slightly outside." In this game Uecker would say "slightly outside; hold it, the chUMP called it a strike."
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    F'ing chUMP. Foul one off the chUMP's mask; maybe he'll get his vision back.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    He has been solid defensively.
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    O Boy!
  23. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Be really nice if the SOX could have baserunners when Kike bats.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I agree and have also posted it more than once.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    For both pitchers and batters.
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