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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Nice job by Colten 45.
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    A long day's journey into night.
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    Self-proclaimed baseball genius Bob Costas made this enlightening observation "Matt Barnes didn't have it tonight."
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    of his sphincter.
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    I do believe that Sale has already proven that K's are overrated.
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    SOX pitchers should wear brown pants.
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    WTF not using Workman because he wants at least one rested reliever for the PO's.
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    I say something nice about Barnes and he shits his pants.
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    Can we get 3 from Kimbrel? Oh, wait, I thought it was 2018. I've got to change my calendar.
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    The SOX staff already has 4 lackeys.
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    The Godfather: "Make him an offer he can't refuse." Consignor: "We can't, Don Corleone. We've already used Judge's head on someone else."
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    And if you throw in Voit, you have that rare horse that has two asses.
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    With Judge and Gardner you have both the head and the ass.
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    Captain Obvious just advised me that if the SOX lose this game, they will have already lost the season series with the Yankems.
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    Has anyone noticed that bad hitters hit into bad luck more than good hitters?
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    Btw, another SOX player the SOX should keep is Holt, because he looks like Matt Damon.
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    I'll assume the blame for Chavis. I tagged him early on as MC Hammer. That was putting too much pressure on him. Starting now I will call him Mike or Chavis or maybe I won't call him at all.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    How's this for motivation? Any SOX pitcher who can get 3 outs with under 20 pitches gets to spend the night with the NESN female. Sadly, I don't know her name, but Slasher thinks she's really hot.
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    He does resemble Carly Simon a little.
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    Btw, Mr Pole would have been a perfect fit for this year's starting staff.
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    I'm a self-proclaimed masochist.
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    Speaking of Dicks, does anyone remember Dick Pole from the early to mid 70's SOX? When he pitched at Fenway, there were 2 Poles on the field. He later was traded to Seattle in their 1st year in the league.
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    I believe Paul O'Neil would improve as an announcer if his tongue was surgically removed.
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    Another Dick is warming in the pen.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    "Take the load of Rafi and you put the load right on me."
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