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  1. PC police called and told me I should have posted "you injured your mute button."
  2. I wonder if Gardner sleeps with a condom over his head?
  3. This game is moving at the speed of Tim Conway on an oil slick.
  4. Unlike Beni, Mookie has a bowling career to fall back on.
  5. When Beni made the decision to be a spray hitter instead of the pull hitter he was drafted as, he hasn't been the same.
  6. Selective muting should be a future option on TV's.
  7. Patience is a virtue. If a poll had been taken last year on who should the SOX keep, Beni or Devers? I'm sure the vast majority would have voted Beni.
  8. Looks like someone who stole other kids' lunch money at school.
  9. Facially Green looks like a younger version of David Conehead.
  10. So ironic when a knucklehead gets K'd by a knuckleball.
  11. The vendors will have plenty of time to sell cocktails.
  12. Yankems better put a suicide watch on Tanaka.
  13. Do they have a baseball curfew in London? No inning can start after 1:00AM?
  14. Whatever happened to the excuse "well, I did like the way the ball was leaving my hand?"
  15. The good news is it's early. The bad news is it's early.
  16. What really sucks is there is no chance of a rainout today or tomorrow.
  17. Time for the 'Bobbies' to remove POR from the field.
  18. Everything about Porcello screams #5 starter.
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