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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    For impersonating an umpire.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Angel just received a subpoena.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Good one! lol
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Are you calling Yosemite Sam a pussy? Them's fighting words you varmint.
  5. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Angel is the brains of this outfit.
  6. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Cash can be WTF, the sequel.
  7. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Bryce Harper has already lowered the bar for a 300 million dollar contract.
  8. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Taking out Morton after removing last night's starter proves that Cash has fond memories of his time in Boston.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    He'd have been better if he had come off the DL instead.
  10. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I do blame DD for going to garage sales for this BP.
  11. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I refuse to blame the pitching coach for this collection of beardful wonders.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Hembree just asked LaVagnie if he had anymore turd polish.
  13. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Morton has a 2.64 ERA because every team, except the SOX, hit him hard.
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    So what you're saying is that the SOX have the only offense that can't do anything against good pitching.
  15. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Last year Snell was their ACE. This year it's salty Morton.
  16. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Another amazing stat on Mr Morton is even though he averages 6 innings per start, his average pitch count is 94.
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    D, I do enjoy you on this thread, but, seriously, have you ever played baseball?
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    That, too.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Although we're losing, Price has just qualified for a quality start. IOW's he finally pitched more than 5 innings.
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    The main reason Morton is having a CY YOUNG season is because he's making many offenses non-existent.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Max works in the SOX PR department.
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I believe it would be fitting if Price ended his career where it began. Just give us Morton and he's yours.
  23. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Price has not peaked at the age of 33.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Morton has averaged 6 innings per start this season. He's peaked at the age of 35.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Morton has been just as advertised.
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