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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    For the lack of a nail the shoe was lost. Speaking of which, does anyone here still get their shoes repaired? Seems to be a lost art.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Btw, Mazza is already 29, so I wouldn't go more than 90 years at 4 million.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    But if said team won just one WS in those 100 years, it would be worth it.
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    If he couldn't, the SOX would already have him.
  5. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    100 years for 5 million. I'd take both those.
  6. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Call Alex Jones.
  7. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    HOF bowler. Betts probably idolizes the guy.
  8. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    F'ing Yankems always want to be the adults in the room. No facial hair, no mascots, no cutouts in the stands. Boring A-holes.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    OK. Offer Mazza 5 years/ 100 million. What do you guys think?
  10. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    That might have been Dick Weber.
  11. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Mazza owns Lemahieu.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I wonder if our pitching staff would look better if they got to pitch against the SOX?
  13. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Good thinking.
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I dislike the Penguins, especially Cindy Crosby.
  15. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I'm glad you're not thinking about the pitching. i'd have to call the suicide hot line.
  16. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Voit reminds me of Lumpy Rutherford from LEAVE IT TO BEAVER. I know, I'm really old.
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    When someone asked me a baseball question that I didn't know the answer to, I would always guess Babe Ruth. Never even thought to use Lin as an answer.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Except for EO and Workman, all the rest of the staff have already tested positive for rag arm disease. Hembree's results haven't come back yet.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Vegas, it's not quality, it's quantity.
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Judge trots to first.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Or he could be a DH. Dick Head.
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Gardner will always be a PH. Penis Head.
  23. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Yup, that would be another option.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Too bad the SOX aren't involved in that FIELD OF DREAMS game. They could pick up pitchers like Cy Young and Walter Johnson.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    If you don't count that 2nd inning, Godley has been divine.
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