Designated Hater

You know it bro. Jenny Dell ain't cute. She just has a big rack.

Jenny Dell is a butterface, but jesus christ WHAT A RACK!

A rant from Bryant? Who did the rest of the reviews, a bunch of drunks from Southie?

Glad you had a nice time at one of America's most uncomfortable and expensive baseball experiences. Read "Shut Out: A Story of Race and Baseball in Boston" It will change your life and thinking about how great this team is. They were ass holes back then too.

That's it. These guys (minus 4) are LOSERS. Thank you Ortiz, Salty, Padilla, and Buch for showing respect, but your "brothers" have ZERO. If you have already purchased tickets to games, boo them. Ferociously. If you are thinking about going to games, don't go. Don't support this band of idiots. Jesus Christ, how much time out of your afternoon would it take to go pay some respect to a man that gave EVERYTHING to your team? Dicks.

All it means is that he hopefully will finish stronger than he started, making him trade bait. Code: it really means nothing.

The problem is that they are looking for 2 things: 1) The play-in game. This team classically underachieves and will always take the 1st loser/2nd place spot. Bud Selig empowered them to continue to be bumbling 2nd place losers. 2) A strong finish for Carl, making him trade bait. Problem with this is that he is going to miss time next season WHEN he gets that surgery done now that its already August 19th. It's time to clean house over on Yawkey and do some front office restructuring, letting Ben prove whether or not he is the bumbling idiot we all suspect he is.

The 2012 Red Sox: Tee Times, Chicken, Beer, Leaked Information, and A Reminder of What 1989 Was Like.

He's one of the more affordable pieces that could potentially be dealt to another team, but they won't suffer the PR hit that will come in the wake of him leaving town. They are too PR minded to do something like this. The only moves they will consider making are Crawford, Beckett, and Gonzalez. For some reason, I don't see Gonzalez finishing out his contract here in Boston. Mark my words.

A Gon gave proof that he is a sheepish bitch in his introduction press conference when he was seemingly TOLD to say "I look forward to beating the Yanks". Who talks like that? The Yanks? What a bozo. I can't stand this guy and you want to talk about albatross contracts with Crawford and Lackey? Include this douche in that discussion, Mr. Singles 2012

Don't blame New York media for this. Sure, they are always snooping around for s*** to say about Boston, but it IS news when players convene in a room that looks like it could be a meeting. If you blame the NY media, you are as bad as Red Sox ownership and need to look at yourself in the mirror.

Nail? May I introduce you to the under .500 coffin in which you will live until February when pitchers and catchers have to report to get this thing started again.

Rest in peace John. You deserved a better note on which to leave us than what this miserable team in 2012 has given everyone, but you got to see your team win two times so that's pretty cool. You'll be missed and may your legacy live on with that damn pole in right, for better or worse, home and visiting teams wrapping homers around that thing. You were the man, John. Carry on.

Enough with this "BELIEVE" rhetoric. The Red Sox suck this year and nothing is going to save them from themselves. If any of you remember 1989 yeah, this is like 1989 - BUT WORSE.

Why is this such a popular sentiment in Boston? Have we ever considered that Varitek, the ass wipe with the big fat C on his jersey, DID NOTHING TO STOP THE CHILDISH BEHAVIOR LAST SEPTEMBER, something a CAPTAIN should have the responsibility and leadership to do? This guy is the most overrated stooge in Red Sox history and there have been some doozies. f*** Varitek. There. I said it. He's a pushover. The last moment he lead that team in the heat of the moment to turn s*** around for the good was on July 24, 2004. Then he went soft after the World Series..."I'm never gonna do that again...I'm a weak bastard..."

The fact of the matter is this: Bobby was professional this year, ALWAYS walking the company line. Sure, he had some f***ing mysterious backhanded messages and clues in the media that would really tell you the story as to what is going on behind the scenes, but dude showed up, did his job, got f***ed with a ragtag coaching staff, s*** players making too much money, and an ownership group that doesn't care about anything except Liverpool soccer because it's the new, shiny toy under the tree. f*** them all EXCEPT BOBBY V. I feel bad for the poor bastard and there was no way (unless he took 30 minutes to talk with his predecessor) to know what he was getting himself into. MLB jobs aren't a dime a dozen. There are 30 managerial jobs available and most of them are wrapped in political bull s*** that would make you vomit. The worst job in MLB is the Red Sox. Between the media, ownership, players, the f***ing New York/little man complex everyone has, and the fan base that mostly only shows up to sing Sweet Caroline so WEEI can play it on the radio, I'd say f*** it all. There must be a better job out there than in this city. 2004 was good, but that was a LONG time ago. We're f***ed until John Henry sells. Until then, expect a long line of 3rd place finishes or even lower like this year. Will it surprise any of you if this team is in last place come October 1st? This Twins series was the icing on the cake for 2012.

Look, Larry has less than 30 days to push bricks on "Red Sox Nation" before 35 year old Tom Brady comes back to lead a Patriots team with a weak schedule to at least the AFC championship game. When it's football season, those seats are going to be more empty than they were in 1966. I can't wait to watch THAT debacle unfold on TV.

The fact of the matter is that Pedroia has been one of the WORST hitters in MLB since May 15 (if you weigh OPS heavily in your judgement which the Sox DO). Look for the article on Hardball Talk. I can't post the link. Dave Magadan has always been an odd choice to me for a hitting coach, but I guess it's never the best hitters that are the best coaches. i don't think he's good OR bad. He's just there to help. It's not his fault, however, if this team doesn't know how to have good plate strategy. They got to the bigs for a reason and in the Sox system or evaluation process of free agents, this must have been something that was ALWAYS being looked at by Theo/Ben and company. I don't blame the hitting so much for this s*** season. It's starting pitching.

Be prepared to be disappointed. The seats are the most uncomfortable in the majors. The food sucks. The beers are priced way too high. In the 8th inning they really DO play that lame Neil Diamond song. And on top of that, the team sucks this year. Find some other fun things to do in Boston so your trip doesn't totally blow.

It's a small sample size. Plus, his strikeout was the thing that got the September streak started last year. I don't believe in the curse thing because it's all bull s***, but what we have now is the curse of overpaid wussies with A-Gon (and that's a TERRIBLE nickname) leading the charge.

Don't go to games! It's that easy. Don't give these boneheads more money. Stay home.

Tony LaRussa ain't comin' here. You know why? Remember how the players in St. Louis (minus Rasmus) liked him? The Red Sox players hate authority figures if said authority figures don't molly coddle them. Tony ain't taking s*** from no one and no, he ain't comin here.

Bobby V got in trouble for not following GM orders. What a load of s*** that Bobby has to listen to this hack GM that we have here. If Carl can't play, let him get the damn surgery, but if we're gonna keep him around on this 4 day thing, he must be hating life right now and probably wants a trade out of here.

There's no point in trying to get through to NC Sox Fan. He supports the cop and I think that is disgusting.

Don't believe that for a second. They have plenty of money. They are just cheap.