My whole thing with lackey is, he's had 1 season under a 3.45 era, and 1 season with more than 14 wins ( same season ) and we give the guy 82 million dollars?? And the angels had some pretty potent offensive teams during his tenure there, I could of won a handful of gms myself and I top out with a Timmy Wakefield type fastball!!
Anyways, I hope 'ol horse face himself reads this, gets depressed, has to go on Xanax and Valium to deal with his self-esteem, gets hooked on the drugs, graduates to opiates and then fails a few drug tests so we can get out of this contract..... Then maybe, just maybe when he cleans himself up, we give him a minor-league contract for the absolute minimum so I can go to Salem or Pawtucket and watch and heckle the s*** out of for pennies on the dollar for the rest of his horrible god-forsaken career.....then magically 1 day after 2 years of me giving him the business daily, I'm going to stop for a few days, let him think I gave up and then wham!! I'll catch him in the parking lot and , knock him down and rape him ( and no,, not for my pleasure ) but to let him know how it felt to be a red sox fan all these years and watch his ugly face sit in the dugout making millions while I sat in my living room feeling like I was mentally and physically being rammed in every orifice of my body...
That's what I think of John lackey
Edit: man he had a smoking hot wife though.... Kudos to that