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  1. Moore threw a lot of pitches and didn't look all that impressive. I like our chances.
  2. I hate Escobar. Dude is a scumbag.
  3. If we can get a 20 pitch inning here at the least.....
  4. Ben's smile just screams "Who's the boob now, bitches?"
  5. All we need is to work the count on this guy. If we can chase him after 5-6 and get into the Tampa bullpen, we'll be in excellent shape.
  6. Now make this Moore bitch work.
  7. 97 miles per hour. He's f***ing pumped up.
  8. He didn't stand a chance x3
  9. Wil Myers looks like a llama. It makes me want to punch him in the face.
  10. He didn't stand a chance x2
  11. I'm guessing Jonny Gomes is the first to go yard today.
  12. Ain't s***. We got this. f*** the Rays and their hipster, douchebag manager.
  13. This is our year. This is our house. This is out f***ing city! So pumped right now!
  14. Playoff baseball! Let's f***ing do this!!!!!! Kick some ass!!!!
  15. I reply to this motion with a stern, sincere "f*** you, bro."
  16. You lucky wench. I'd kill to be able to watch the game while thoroughly lubricated with alcohol.
  17. Devil Rays was supposed to be an insult.
  18. Bash them until your heart gives out. It's the rays. The miserable, no good f***ing rays.
  19. Just finish reading the joe Maddon bashing and then on cue, his face pops up on my tv. I hate these f***ers more than New York at this point. I want to crush them and break their spirits. I want to see tears from these f***ing *******s.
  20. It's time, bitches. Playoff f***ing baseball. Cleveland, due to the fact that they choked to death on epic mounds of balls, couldn't manage to beat Tampa in their own house so the task falls down to our merry band of bearded badasses. We will beat these f***ers because we're better than they are. This battle will be so lopsided that it's going to look more unfair than if Batman decided to go around beating up newborns. Joe Maddon and his group of overrated, annoying douchebags are going to be crying in the dugout after the massive ALDS dump we take in their mouths when we are done celebrating on the field with beer, fried chicken, and the Rays players' wives. Jon Lester gets the ball in game 1 against some lily little bitch named Matt Moore. Jon made cancer his own bitch, Matt Moore isn't s*** and should be getting ready to tattoo "Jon Lester's backup bitch" on his ass.
  21. I call dibs. Anybody gets in the way of that and they lose a testicle.
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