I swear to the Prophet Mohammed that if Papelbon closes this out, I'm going to Falcon Punch the first jerkoff that waltzes in here saying we should've kept him.
It's nice to see me and Taylor remained a topic of conversation doing the 45 minute break I took to watch the first episode of the Cold War documentary I purchased today.
I'm friends with Obama. He lets me borrow the CIA on the weekends. I was actually supposed to be in the room watching when Bin Laden got capped but I got high and just kind of wandered off.
On a somewhat off-topic note, I have to agree with the sentiments that this place is far more fun when the sox don't suck turkey balls. Last year was like a civil war in some impoverished African country.
Take notes, RSFFL. This man knows how to win my favor. Thunder, you shall certainly be rewarded with a seat at my round table and from now on, your game thread mojo will carry the BTR seal of approval.