It's a good thing, my transformation into a Swiftie was a gradual process:
1. I hated Taylor Swift
2. I liked Taylor Swift but wouldn't admit it to other people.
3. I admitted to enjoying her songs and being a fan.
4. I became completely and irrevocably in love with Taylor Swift.
Eventual 5. We got married and lived happily ever after in a castle somewhere while also owning homes in Boston, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Nashville, and Austin, Texas.