Jon Lester removes at least some portion of his head from his ass and gives us a high 3 low 4 ERA by year's end.
We win 95 games, seal the division, and the Yankees miss the playoffs.
John Lackey continues to be awesome and impregnates 5 Boston area women and 3 more on the road by the end of the season due to the copious amounts of ass he will be getting.