If we get blanked by Houston, I'm going to go to my bedroom, find the old book about serial killers that's collecting dust in my closet, pick one of them at random, and mimic their crimes in explicit detail.
To be totally honest, the only thing I care about in regards to this whole fiasco is that the Yankees don't get completely out from under that contract.
I'm pretty sure Crawford is putting up pretty much the same numbers as Victorino this year. Vic's awesome but I wouldn't want to pay him 142 million over 7 years
Still, we've been kicking ass all f***ing year and the those tools have one hot streak against the dregs of the league and now they're right on our ass. I'm starting to hate that old hipster douche Maddon and his team more than the friggin Yankees.