Well great. Buchholz is sick so now Wakefield is going to spot start for him on Sunday against Felix. Uh. Why even f***ing play the game?
Hopefully we can win today because if not, it's going to be a sweep.
I've got no rum and no cigars.
No worries though. We play a night game tomorrow. Plenty of time for me to go flirt with the talent at K Mart and grab a random troll, some rum, and a cigar. I'll set up a shrine tomorrow while the Yankees lose.
Yup. This team is absolutely f***ed. 11-14. Absolutely disgusting. Sub-.500 April.
And Francona will sit there in a press conference and if you mute it, you won't know if we won or lost. Show some f***ing emotion. Like I said. JD Drew of coaching.
Close enough. Thank God.
Well offense. Better score now because if you don't, you know your manager doesn't believe in you enough to send out a pitcher who can keep it close.