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Farm? I love farms! I need someone to fertilize my crops. Any takers?

My team's ready! So when the games start boss?

Brian Wilson's beard die, $10 at CVS but $12 at Rite Aid Wasn't sure which value to use so I posted both. What do you do in salary situations like this?

I didn post in this thread yet. Hi thread!

slider. “Yeah, I don’t know how to throw a slider,” said Wakefield. “So I shook it off and went with my knuckleball.” Martinez said Wakefield didn’t seem to get the joke. “I just wanted to remind him that he’s not a real pitcher,” said the catcher. “But, you know, in a light-hearted way. I’m a real baseball player. He’s just a !!!

Brian Wilson's beard, $priceless

italstallianion, $1 Howz my team lookin?

We got a loogy! We goot a loogy! Coooool dood!

Jed's gun be better than old man Jetes next year. Bamboozle! :ortiz: He's like the white Big Papi.

Edwin Jackson, $400,000

Iz pretty highlarious how bad a GM Cashman is when his offering the biggest paycheck to the best free agunts strategy doesn't work.

Awww mang! He's no Frank Viola.

Breaking news! Cashman has been holed up in a hotel room for days. He's shopping for gold chains and sweat suits online while he waits for his road to get plowed.

Thanks dood!!! Ahhh, recognition.

Can we vote his mustache in? That way he'd have to go to the ceremony since it's part of him and that would be real embarrassing like.