Perhaps I came about it the wrong way, but its not cheesy at all. What I'm saying is that if you're the kind of person who goes into pink-hat-hibernation whenever the team isn't playing so well, then you have absolutely no right to tell the people who watch all 82 games-- win or lose-- that their team should lose 360 games for the next five years.
Based on everything you post here, I get the feeling you'd be bored of the Celtics before the end of the second year of terrible play. I definitely admit that I'd be bored long before that, so don't take offense, but from your posts here, that's the way it seems. You've mentioned that sports have taken a back seat to other parts of your life, and you're the kind of person who seriously enjoys superstars--something the Celtics would not have for a long long time.
In the end, I'm glad it isn't your decision to make, because I believe you'd be making the wrong one.