Dear God Son, have you ever once, just once, had a positive thought about the Red Sox?
Maybe you like the red unis? The hanging Sox cap?
Here is some advice for you. Take off the the Sea Horse mask, crawl out from underneath the power lines, and stop snacking on the led paint chips. Now take some money from Mom's purse, go down to CVS and buys some hand cream and tissue. Discover the joys of auto-erotic activity and leave Talksox.