I'll show your sister big boned.
This is too easy. (Just like your sister).
See, if you actually had a sister, then this would be offensive. Otherwise it's just funny because we're both bored.
No I didn't. You made fun of me needing a penis pump to fire knucklechildren all over your sister, and then I said that you were too fat to see your own junk. If anything, (and I mean if), then I admitted to needing a penis pump to splooge on your sister. I can at least see my junk. I can see my junk off of the reflection on your sister's forehead. :harhar:
Technically, although to the average ignorant white person, you're more black than brown. When people see you, they don't think that you are going to blow something up, or mow their lawn. I think that people are more worried that you'd eat them.
I watch most of the nights. I get the NASN (North American Sports Network), but I also have MLBTV packages. I'm in the US now (I was at the game Friday), but when I'm in the UK I follow the games on most nights.