Something meaningful is waiting to see how will the walking wounded react instead of going out and bringing 200+ pounds of FAIL in Mark Teahen.
And i do believe there are better options, specially defensively, since you keep bragging about Teahen's defense in the OF, well, let's check his UZR/150 at 3B, which is the position we're primarily looking at here:
2005: -17.6
2006: 0.4
2007
2008: -23.9
2009: -9.2
I NEED to snark if you keep knobgobbling a player but haven't taken the time to check out his actual value for us, which defensively, is nearly ZERO.
We'd be better finding a decent 1B who can somewhat hit even if he is a bit more expensive.
Hell, contrary to a previous joke i made, i'm all for Adam LaRoche instead of Mark Teahen.
We don't need Teahen to play the OF, even though he's decent in right, we need him to play 3rd, since he doesn't have the offense to justify playing 1st.
So, if he's awful at 3rd base, why the f*** would we acquire him?
If you don't want people snarking at you, do your research, AND STOP SAYING THE SAME THING OVER 400 POSTS.
And good day to you, sir.