I just hate incredible measures of stupidity.
If you're talking about being called on acts, let's try this:
Player A:
.281 AVG /.380 OBP /.554 SLG. 934 OPS in 94 games.
Player B:
.289 AVG / .330 OBP / .470 SLG /.800 OPS in 74 games.
Player A is Mark Teixeira, guess who player B is?
This is an example why i have no act to be called on.
Yet, the "Village Idiot" act is all yours.