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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh look, it's Brandon Workman. That makes me feel good.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, Doubront and Dempster. Just the words I want to hear when our current pitcher is s***ing the bed.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well we better hope that Detroit just has a strong villain mentality, and that losing that by going home will somehow hurt more than help them.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***shit
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm gonna need pharmecutical aid to make it through this disaster.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh. Well. That's nice to see coming back from a nice crap.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    bench magicarp
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ortiz walks. Hope he's prepared to rot on 1st base.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No one cares who you talked to McCarver. Die.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The old get-down-on-one-knee-so-you-have-a-better-chance-of-hitting-it strikeout.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Let's see... where can I buy coke in Austin...
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing drew
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well they're getting some solid help.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can't say I ever expected Robert De Niro and Morgan Freeman to be starring together in a Vegas bro comedy.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    this is a joke
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    All that breeze makes me want to set up a lawn chair behind home plate and drink margaritas.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Someone's on base, guys!!!1
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hit one right at this face and break his enormous f***ing nose.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shut your f***ing yap McCarver
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh s*** pedroia
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Another solid hit. Just happened to be caught.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shut the f*** up McCarver
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A ground ball! That's like a double, the way we're going.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Sure is breezy around home plate.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Salty will halt the line of strikeouts! Maybe!
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