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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Carp blows.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How about not embarrassing yourself Carp?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank you triangle. f*** you, mutated pig.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm being a smartass because you think blowing the farm on David Price and sticking him in Fenway will somehow lead to us to doing what the Tigers are doing, holding some team to 3 hits and 1 run in the first innings of some playoff series next year.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Always uneasy when brand new members join in the middle of bad losses...
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nice hack Ortiz. Rearing up for the slapshot?
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We just scored our first of the series over halfway into game two. But pitching's our problem! Let's go spend a f***load of money on a guy who's gonna get owned by the monster in half his starts!
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    A RUN A f***ING RUN okwngaoghsoghowgnoiwefsiaon
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nothing wrong with our pitching. Buchholz having a s***** inning isn't a reason to blow your resources on a poor fit for Fenway. Especially when half the lineup is hitting free agency and will need to be replaced (THOSE are the guys boning us this series, if you couldn't tell).
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Price next year would be 2006 Beckett all over again.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Any of the Tigers want to pull their pants down and s*** on the B strong logo?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you you deformed troll.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No we do not.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    10 strikeouts! Do we have a hit yet?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'd dread the day he comes out in a high-pressure game and serves up an onslaught of monster doubles.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who cares? Zobrist can play anywhere. Don't tell me you already forgot about Price's twitter meltdown after he got boinked under spotlight here. Unless one of our four good SPs is hitting free agency (as far as I know they're not) there's no need to splurge on Price. EDIT: oh, and one lefty is plenty for Fenway
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Apparently Ben Zobrist is about to be a free agent. Wouldn't mind scooping him up.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yes, Joe Buck, please give us another look at f***ing Avila banging Buchholz in the dumper.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cabrera looks like a test tube baby from Chernobyl.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you and your disgusting baby-fat laden face, Cabrera, you f***ing alcoholic shitbag.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://lerageshirts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/400x462/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/y/a/yao-ming-wearing-yaoming-shirt-meme-yaomingception-ception-t-shirt-rage-face-own-tee.jpg Save us, Workman!
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who the f*** is Alex Avila anyway.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Anybody have a rip cord?
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lololol
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Get the offseason thread ready.
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