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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Maybe Hunter sliced his head too deep while Shatner-flailing over that bullpen wall like a fruit in some desperate attempt to stop Ortiz from taking a giant s*** all over his franchise.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What's a worls series?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That U-haul truck's gonna be working overtime.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol at Joe Buck being distracted for the game winning call.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Showboat that, Iggy.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wet blanket Drew
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, a Victorino grand slam. Give that man a belly rub.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol last update I got was 2-1 Tigers. The hell happened here?
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Great article? From bleacher report? They make ESPN look like The New Yorker.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My excuse is that, for god knows what reason, I signed up for a speed dating event last week when I was half in the bag, and it goes on tonight. As I speak now I have zero interest in going, but it's non-refundable so I might as well. Chances of seeing bits of the game there are slim because from what I've researched it's one of those snooty hipster clubs that would probably throw me out for even mentioning sports. I reiterate the fact that I need a some kind of e-breathalyzer attached to my bank account.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Does it really matter where your team goes to die?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    God damn it all, now game 6 won't be in the afternoon so I won't be able to watch...
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank you Detroit fans, come again! *In 2014
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What's up with you not knowing that that's exactly what I said right before the Ortiz grand slam?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lololol
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    aaaaand yeszir called it
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hope you're all ready for these guys to be stranded.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is water wet?
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Way to tag out the umpire Pena
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lololol
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Middlebrooks pinch running? What?
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That looked like a swing too.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Another round of on-air blowjobs for Iglesias next half-inning.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wow, Wacha's a scary looking motherf***er. And I'm not talking about the statline.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We sure this isn't Joe West and he got a quick stomach staple?
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