Jacoby_Ellsbury
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I'll wear a fake throat before I get there. And just for that while I'm f***ing her I'll rub yellow cupcake frosting all over her back and then on her face. -
take notes klutzma
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Quiet, you. I'll tie you to a chair while I bang Taylor Swift from behind on the dining room table.
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Wow, look at Joe Kelly's mugshot. No way we don't beat the piss out of that nerd in game 3.
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He's a grittygamerdirtdogwinner.
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Lol they benched Klutzma? Awesome.
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that was something stupid, napoli *hits napoli on the nose with rolled up newspaper*
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don't do anything stupid napoli
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walka
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2 strikes? Time to channel my inner Brayan Villarreal!
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what the f*** lackey
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You're making me realize how funny Dane Cook is.
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Pedroia's like "triangle that, assbreath."
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I wonder if Henry's trophy wife has a sister.
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we just got triangle'd
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Dammit, how many pitches is he at? No way we pushed him as much that inning.
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Tonight on your local fox news affiliate, we ask president Obama his opinion of Michael Wacha!
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No shortage of questions for Cardinals player, huh McCadaver?
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haHAAAAAAAAA
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Why is Chris Carpenter on headset. Could they not track down Wacha's fourth grade art teacher?
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Get him to 60 pitches this inning.
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f*** her in the ass, record it, and then catch her dilated rectum in the shot as you stick your head into the picture and say Wacha Wacha.
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Oh did they? Well... give this some more time.
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I'm pretty sure Erin Andrews is getting ready to interview his second grade gym teacher.
