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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not even Jeremy Lin got this vigorous a slobjob from the media.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Bowtie McGee joining in on the Wacha deepthroating.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh DOES he now...
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh, you're terrible!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Coming up in the bottom half, Wacha's middle school crush!
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    this is f***ing ridiculous lol
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    mccadaver swooning for wacha's cock
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    we're gonna know wacha's life story by the 5th inning
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wacha Wacha... whos ready to see an overrated, wall-eyed rookie get bombarded?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    good on gomes to keep that to a 1B
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lester should use a lime green glove for game 5.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yes ladies and gentlemen, more potty humor tonight from yours truly.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't understand. Lester had Jason Varitek's semen on his glove?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wacha looks like a Lou Diamond Phillips halloween mask.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well that and as far as I can tell Farrell has yet to go out of his way to alienate his own players.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://network.yardbarker.com/author/article_external/14850623?widget=true This blithering f***tard just can't help himself.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You're intangible.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    FYI, this is rule number one in Texas.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I personally guarantee that this guy will come back some time in the next few weeks and post gore pics.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    we know
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Have I been challenged?
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Or maybe they could make it a girl's night in and shovel strawberry ice cream down their throats while dickwhipping each other about the unfairness of the green monster.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm going to sleep soon because I feel like I've been awake since last November.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What if he gets fired from Taco Bell? WHAT ABOUT MY WELFARE??
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Even for a black man that's a pretty impressive climb. f*** your feelings, that's a good joke.
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