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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wainwright working as slow as he can. He's terrified.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing late strike call.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nava hasn't done anything spectacular yet. Let's change that!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My custom user title option is broken, sir.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Strikes? What are those?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I think I heard him pull out the hankerchief.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** YEAHhhhh
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Good s*** Pedroia
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You can feel the desperation among these hillbillies.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, so disregarding infield pop-ups is a "mechanical flaw?"
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Joe Buck openly rooting for Wainwright to throw strikes. Love the homoerotic back and forth about 'needling' each other. I have a feeling we don't know the half of it.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh look, Buck followed Cadaver's lead and now he colored his hair.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So what mojos do we have at work tonight? Nighttime breakfast mojo going on my end, we have a good track with that.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That Cardinals radio guy is such a f***ing hillbilly goober. How does he hold a radio job while being such a garbling, unintelligible twat? Did he have bovine cum in his mouth while making that call?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You haven't seen anything yet, young padawan. ©Youk of the Nation
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't see it... is at the top of the page? Bottom?
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How do you change user titles in this motherf***er? I thought hitting 10k posts unlocked that little feature. I'm not a f***ing deity.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I wish I knew how to photoshop...
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    1) When will you f***ing people learn that mojo dictates that VA Sox Fan posts the f***ing lineups? Every game some new Joe Slapdick is in here pulling this s***. 2) Dare I ask where you even got that lineup? It's not the one Pete Abraham posted on extra bases, that one has Drew at 7, Ross at 8, Lester at 9.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Didn't end the game, it ended the 8th I'm pretty sure.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Salty, Breslow, and Middlebrooks should all be super-glued to the visiting locker room in St. Louis. f***ing leave them there when we go back to Fenway. EDIT: Get!
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If we win this series, then St. Louis has a Buckner of their own in Wong.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    We gotta do this s*** all over again tomorrow night...
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He's bitching about the fact that this is an 'ugly' world series. Something tells me he wouldn't be quite as peeved about the quality of play if the Cardinals were up 3-1.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Switch over to ESPN to see John Kruk the Hut's disappointment.
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