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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I guess we're stuck with turduckens...
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    what?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If this keeps up I'll start posting female anus gapes. Ooooonly kidding...
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The names are powerless. By the way I just googled Alexis Texas ass. I'm gonna have a boner for a week.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** it, 3-1, I'll take it. All hail our queen Bree Olson!
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    what the f***
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jesus christ on the cross. Even Dane Cook's looking at that, thinking "what a hack!"
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    First pitch popup to Kozma. Get ready.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Pitch out? You really think we're gonna double steal home Matheny?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is it sad I have as much confidence in Lester as I do in Ellsbury here?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    no. sorry.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Going back to amazon!
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh f*** me ross you graybeard genius
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    milllion dollar question. He's cruising and hasn't even hit 70 pitches.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    100 for Wainwright. Wannabe GaNgStA warming up for St. Louis.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wet blanket Ross gonna hit a DP ball.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Too busy beating off to this.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't even tell me he's scared of Drew...
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Wainwright pushing 100 pitches, Lester hasn't cracked 70.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How is this porn mojo
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    All I ask of Drew is not to hit a DP ball.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nevermind, Xander doesn't give a rat's ass.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If Bogaerts comes up empty I might have to step up the risque-ness.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Talking about Nava's journey = crippling reverse mojo. f*** you Buckhead and Cadaver.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/turducken.jpg
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