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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** it, make Lester bunt.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh f*** off St. Louis. Drew inches away from a Bellhorn.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Couldn't you have saved that for later Xander?
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Middlebrooks won't be much better at the plate, and his defense isn't as good.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    After Xander the next three guys should take the first three pitches they see. No exceptions. If he K's you in 3, so be it.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Drew earned his keep just now. Kind of.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Take a breath Lester...
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing fireworks on a solo homer? What a pathetic venue. What a bunch of excitable, inbred clucks.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lester s*** himself
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Do people actually go to St. Louis to stand there and look at a f***ing arch?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Little Caesar's is f***ing disgusting. Even the commercials make my stomach turn. How do they pass FDA inspections?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    DFA Nava
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Dammit, that looked like a Gomes bomb at first.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What relevance does Chris Carpenter have to anything...
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Freese scampered over there for nothing.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Both leagues have their strategies and they're equally valid. That babying the pitcher mentality is every bit as ridiculous as the babying the QB in football. They get paid to play the game, at the end of the day. In other news, Ortiz eats cardinals.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nah Youkilis is the king. Best crying-about-the-refs face in sports is Pau Gasol though.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    At first I read this as "crooked member fun"...
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know why this made me laugh so hard...
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No dice, Crapenter. Get it? Crapenter? Bwahahhahaa
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll tell you what, a low blow will usually solve the problem.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    *whoosh*
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh, right. Sorry birthday boy.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you Klutzma
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Because you're clearly an expert on the matter...
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