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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    STOP RUINING THE MOMENT WITH THAT LITTLE CAESARS FILTh
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can we FF to the 9th please?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cards waving the white flag with these hacks.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol what you swinging at Freese?
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jesus christ someone shut him up. Can't just have a nice, easy WS winning night can we? Not with that bleach-blonde shitstain around.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Those McChickens tasted a little funny this morning, so for all I know I might have consumed one.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh he's the guy making that awful screech? That's all too fitting. One of the Sox should whip around and call obstruction on him for making that horrible noise.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So hungry... during the 7th stretch I might have to make a lightning quick Subway run
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who the f*** is umpiring home plate. Shut your f***ing piehole on the strike calls you retarded walrus cock.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Matheny going to the Maddon/Girardi playbook?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at me, making this momentus night about myself! Oh, and f*** Domino's and their 90 minute delivery time. Learn how to run a business you clucks.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Would've gotten home sooner but my **** classmates just couldn't stop asking stupid questions to our field trip host.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh my... looks like Boy Wacha got his skull crushed.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I can get out of it no problem, the teacher's a pushover. The problem lies with the fact that I have to write a summary of the information presented to us during said field trip.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Over/under on number of innings before Wacha starts bleeding from his ass? I vote 2.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh shut up and assume the position like your on-field binkies will be doing in a couple of hours.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeszir put the kabosh on Bree mojo, remember? We're stuck with turduckens.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I would have a field trip tonight of all nights. If we're still there by 9 (or 10 eastern) then I'm just f***ing leaving.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't judge lest you be judged.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If 'business in the front party in the back' didn't give away that this was a troll then I don't even know what to say.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If we do pull this out, the championship DVD is going to be all kinds of epic.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If a sex tape of her ever leaked my dick would probably burst right through my jeans.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Really? Your landlord is standing in your living room offering to sell you a beer for $10?
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No one's charging you $10 per refreshment in your own home either.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, real f***ing terrific mojo here.
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