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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand f*** YOU ST LOUIS!!!!
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol crowd drowning out Joyce's screechy ********.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ko-ji! Ko-ji! Ko-ji!
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Buh-bye Descalso. One more!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Delshitso. Embarrass his mongrel hide.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thanks Jay! 2 outs to go
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I concur.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Celtics lost in Toronto.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Aceves probably gets one too.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    3 outs away. Here we go.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shut. up. joyce.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What a bunch of scared kittens.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Guess he forgot that balks don't put the batter on base.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol Rosenthal
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Look at Cadaver's scarf. Pretty sure one of the women in my class was wearing that same one tonight.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can we just swing like hell please
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What's my new name gonna be??
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank you Dean Winters, but I already have all-state. And I do not own a grill.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Silly commercial! That's not how you assemble an inflatable pool!
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He's trying desperately to make amends for delaying our trophy celebration by 48 hours. It won't work. Our relationship with that fool should be irreparable. Unless he gives me money. 3 outs left!
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    4 outs
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'd rather do gay porn and have it broadcasted on the Fenway jumbotron than see Breslow anywhere near this game.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What the hell is Molina chewing on? When he holds it in his cheek he looks like the elephant man.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Abreu? He signed with the White Sox.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Let's all list the things we'd rather experience than see Breslow come into this game. I'd rather get a bleach enema while being facef***ed by a steel dildo machine.
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