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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Rondo to Dallas for a conditional first rounder and random crapola. This is what happens when you stubbornly hang on to guys like him for no reason until they decide they're testing free agency and have your balls in a vice.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Posting in epic thread.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    *shakes User Name's hand even though I just took a dump and didn't wash my hands*
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Alrighty then. How shall we define the boundaries of shitstomped?
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What would be my punishment for losing?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Miley is going to get shitstomped in the AL.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh. I see the Sox have been busy.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Three titles in five years. Not bad. See you in 2016?
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Blanco better hope that run doesn't come in.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    LOL what
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Royals are s***ing all over San Francisco's face right now.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The fact that Popeyes is just a big bucket of salt didn't do the trick? And I say that as someone who has a major fast food addiction.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So am I the only one who thinks the Yankees will grab Lester?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, that championship was very disappointing.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Weren't Castillo's Cuba numbers pretty unimpressive? Seems like a pointless signing to me.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Football's pretty lacking in action, and they don't have an issue with popularity.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This is officially the worst fanbase in all of sports.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No one here is falling for your ********, you pathetic old man.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's called luck. Bad luck, to be specific. This logic is so f***ing horrible that I'm legitimately offended that you tried to present it as a valid point.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That's all 100% subjective, and therefore meaningless. If it can't be proven, it's crap. Clutch can never be proven.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Clutch is a farce.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Was Ortiz responsible for those runners getting on base to begin with? No? Then why does he deserve credit for them crossing the plate when he gets a hit? He doesn't. RBI is ********, and runners left on base is bad luck. You and NativeBostonian have an astonishingly bad grasp on cause and effect. RBI is not a special stat, and driving in runs is not a special talent. Stop trying to pretend that this is the case. Try thinking critically for once in your life instead of regurgitating the already unoriginal opinions of some hillbilly high school baseball coach somewhere (and demanding that I do the same).
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Understanding how runs are produced is even more useless, apparently.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Because he's Ben The Boob and his bosses are cheapskates who would rather woo everyone with smoke and mirrors instead of building a good honest ballclub. Don't you listen to WEEI or read the forums? /hopefullyobvioussarcasm
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, 3 world series championships in 10 years is totally smoke and mirrors. Shut up. I heard the same s*** about being doomed to mediocrity forever when we traded everyone in 2012.
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