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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    GOT WOOD LULZ
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I once beat a camel to death with its own penis.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jacoby > Coco
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gom > Jacko
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    False
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Probably Brad, referencing the fact that his lumpy ass somehow gets to bang supermodels.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    In 4 years, my lineup will be assplunging every single one of your pathetic lineups. Keep hope until then, insects.
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  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Neaux.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah so I guess that puts potential Penny trades to rest. On the Beckett/Lester thing, there's a difference motivating them and borderline sabotage. This is more like the latter.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I see.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What does Alyssa Milano have to do with anything?
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't know yet.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I know I'll get some heat for the Beltre pick... my rationale is, up until this season he had been a fairly consistent .800 OPS and 20 HR guy. Hitting tendencies aside, he is a great fielder and keeps the seat warm for Vitters.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Adrian Beltre, 3B
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    hay fever
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Natinals will be next year's Rays, I'll go ahead and call it now.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Like, fail.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Diet coke is worse for you than regular coke, FTR.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So her hearing is more sensitive to some noises and oblivious to others?
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So Spudboy scared me enough to where I went over to nearby Barrington for a walk-in appointment. I tell them my symptoms, and the dude starts washing out my ear (with a syringe). The first couple of squirts bought nothing. On the third one, out comes a literal stone of ear wax that had been blocking my entire ear drum, as well as yellowish water, so a bunch more must have dissolved in it. Apparently the blood was a result of me irritating the roof of my ear canal with q-tips. My ear still aches a little bit, but that indeed was a surreal experience.
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  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Tomorrow. How a doctor's office in east bumf*** NH can be filled up on a day like this I'll never know, but its just my luck.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not sure he really needs K-Rod's help with that.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nowhere near a pool. Plus its pretty raw out and I see t-storm clouds in the sky.
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