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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Maybe we get by the Hawks but the Bulls will rape us.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Aren't the Cleveland Browns adorable?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm laughing at the people who wanted to sign this guy.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Brian DON'T!!!
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I blame Dojji. It's all your f***ing fault, Dojji!
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And I probably heard a similar sob story this time last year.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol. You people have the audacity to throw things like this out, while at the same time screaming like a smoldering iron was shoved up your ass whenever the Red Sox don't sign somebody. That's kinda like saying it's beyond Stephen Hawking's ability to walk five feet. It may be true, but it doesn't set the bar very high.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The guy's always been a goon. I said so when he was hired and stand by it. Typical old baseball goon. Anyway, s***** loss but it is only one loss. Need I repeat that last year's team started the same way (4-10) but still held the best record in the AL in late August. A bullpen arm or two would definitely help the cause but to act like a major shakeup is necessary is laughable.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Go f*** yourself with a spiked titanium dildo.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, I feel that way because the guy's a goon. Typical old baseball guy who doesn't know dick.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shouldn't these fat ****s have been replaced by machines or something already?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hey, another fun fact. The 2006 Red Sox had the best start (11-4) since the 2004 team, and they ended up with a worse record than either the 2010 or the 2011 teams.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, you prefer to look at whatever information set best justifies your bitchfits.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, it's not the recipe for anything. It's irrelevant. An isolated 6-game stretch of a 162 game season means dick. I can find three 1-5 stretches in the 2007 season alone.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Best record in the AL 5/6 of the way through the season despite having such a s***** start? You really can't see this?
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I seem to remember this team starting 0-6 last year and still having the best record in the AL at the end of August.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Only in Red Sox land can a 3 game losing streak in April drive people this batshit. f***ing idiots.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    [youtube=]y08gvGpGCwA Basically Dwight asked management to fire Stan Van Gundy, and it got back to Stan... so he told reporters about it. And then midway through his interview Dwight comes up and hugs him. That franchise a f***ing joke. Hopefully SVG lands a job with a cellar dweller and helps them get decent (which he will), while the Magic go down the toilet.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I stubbed my toe on the fireplace earlier. I blame Cherington.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/story/_/id/7745566/los-angeles-dodgers-selling-team-magic-johnson-group-2b
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Obviously.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Really though it's remarkable how she can honestly bitch about people piling up on her when she's always the first to point fingers and starts antagonizing the s*** out of people once her crap is smoked out.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol Emmz. >Loses argument, calls the other person mad >Is madder than anyone else in the thread
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And while we're at it, every NBA stadium should have different rim heights. That way, a jumpshot that would be a swish in one arena is a front-rim in another arena. The shooter has to adjust his technique based on the venue he's playing in, which makes the game more skillful and obviously more fun to watch. I mean, obviously.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Every team in the NFL should have a different field size. That's fun, right?
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