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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why isn't LeBron padding his points? If the Celtics can't win I want a show dammit.
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  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Make that 30 in the first half for LeBron. While Wade is playing like dog s***.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ben the boob will never listen to you.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Heat up 45-35, LeBron has 25 points. WHAT A PUSSY.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This is game 7 for both teams. As much as the Heat need to win simply to stay alive, the Celtics cannot let this one slip, give Miami new life, and play a deciding game in their house.
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    Pretty sure I'm the only one who called Lakers in the finals.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, the Crawford signing was crap from day one. All the smart people here were against it. I know at least a few of us were still against it even after Werth jumped to Washington. It was just a bad move.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thunder going to the finals. Only thing worse than the officiating was the commentating. How f***ing corny can you get? Reggie Miller's a tool.
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    With your hands or your bedpan?
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I sure do. I'm young, I have money, and I have better things to do in life than whine about Ben Cherington on a message board and start s*** with strangers for the hell of it. Is this because I beat you to the game thread? Don't worry, if the Sox lose, tomorrow you can launch diaper mojo, or cane mojo, or cataracts mojo, or whatever. After yet another night of bitching about how a sports team isn't fulfilling their obligations to you.
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    Bruce Chen (4-2, 3.75) vs. Josh Beckett (4-5, 4.26) Same rule as all my GTs... for every incessant bitch post, I light a small animal on fire.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Bosh is so much more important to the Heat than Bradley is to the Celtics it's not even funny.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who's hating? He played 45 minutes, so I assume so.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Would be just like the Celtics to s*** the bed on Thursday.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No one cares what you saw, dipf***. Stats are FACTS. Your eyes are biased.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    There's no "it" to have. Stop reading Dan Shaughnessy columns.
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    "It" doesn't exist.
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  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    More to the game than scoring, champ.
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