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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you Will. Lacey would've hit that.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    More runs please, Lacey's brother.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jesus christ this Ryu guy is almost as fat as... well, me.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Me, you, and Taylor Swift?
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Know what would be funny? If we left logs in the urinals in the visitors locker room at our stadium each time a new team came to town.
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  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I originally counted $6, but I added up the change my pockets and it came to $8. Hopefully Gizmo can wait about a week for the money I owe him.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    8 dollars
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So we close at Baltimore. Over/under on the number of 2011 flashbacks TV networks will play if we haven't clinched (or been eliminated) by then?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    11-2 loss coming tomorrow.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Was Koji even warming up?
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    way to go you f***in dope
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lmfao
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    the f***
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't have NESN anymore but I remember hating him when he filled in for Remy in 2010 or whatever year Remy was down with cancer. He's basically one of those annoying old baseball goons that hates numbers and thinks of everyone as either bulldogs or sissies. Kind of like Bobby Valentine.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    U mad bro?
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    High school was the most forgettable time of my life.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I graduated high school and those were far from the best times of my life.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know. This isn't a good thing for a Sox fan to admit, but the Yankees like the boogeyman to me. In my tenure as a fan they've snuck back in it one too many times for my liking. 2005 anyone? I'll call them dead when they're dead. Actually a better analogy would be that the Yankees are the cops. As in, once they show up in my rear view mirror I can't help but keep my eyes glued to them until I know they're gone.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The real treat would have been watching some baseball goon in the media (like Eckersley or Merloni) stand by Dempster and call him a bulldog or something.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    According to Ryan Braun, the guy who collected his urine is a Cubs fan and an anti-semite.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Too cool for the game thread?
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thanks for saying phallus instead of cock. Makes the idea much less offensive.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lou Merloni is a joke. I stopped taking him seriously after he spoke out against replay by asking why everything needs to be perfect, and then stating the game's no fun that way.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Gotta love baseball culture. "Nah, screw the game. We have to let this guy on the other team know that we, the Boston Red Sox, do not approve of his actions. By hitting him! With a baseball! It's the manly thing to do!" If BC does call Farrell into the principal's office I guarantee Farrell feeds him some line about baseball code and how he wouldn't understand without being in uniform. Pure cheese.
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