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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I've always wondered if Bloba was the thumb guy in that internet pic that's been going around for a while.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And they replaced what's his name.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Now that other douchebag has had plenty of time to get his act together.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** it, leave Workman in there until his arm falls off. Last thing we want is a gassed bullpen when Detroit comes to town.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Chicago White Sox have batted around, ladies and gentlemen.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    o lawd
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    In other news the Shitbirds' bats have woken up.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    When's Buchholz's rehab start again?
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just what we need, to burn the bullpen the game before we get back to facing ML teams. Great job Felix!
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Eat s*** and die you f***ing f***
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Kill yourself Doubront.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://www.nocturnar.com/imagenes/Cara-meme-yao-ming-11.jpg
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    JFC if that other guy settles down Doubront might be the first one to sit.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Whoever that was who brought up the Sox streak of great starts, thanks a lot.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing Jeff Keppinger got the White Sox a run. Brb gonna light myself on fire.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    wut. are you doing.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And gamecast is s***ing the bed.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Drew homered when I was in the bathroom fishing boogers out of my nose. Damn things were razor sharp. Felt like I had one of those ninja stars up there.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Leury Garcia. Wut. Are the White Sox doing their 2008 Heat impression?
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Didn't do it. WE HAVE FAILED AS A MAJOR LEAGUE FRANCHISE.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just get him to 80 pitches.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ugh. Hurry up and reach level 20, Magicarp.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Magicarp vs. Rienzo
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Thank you.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Just put this sack of s*** down will you.
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