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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Due up: Gillaspie, Flowers, De Aza Who the hell are these people.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lol at 60 pitches through 2 innings for this guy. Wish we could have faced him on Friday instead of today.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh f*** off Nava.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Even that's hard to picture, since Rose always has that goober smile plastered on his face on TV.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    nevahmind
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Mikes always seemed like good guys. I thought Kurkjian seemed like the kind of guy who'd be a douche behind the scenes but I guess not. Jalen Rose as a douche surprises me a bit. Stuart Scott does not, however.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Let's see, do I want to listen to Hawk Harrelson's ******** tonight...
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hanrahan thought he could impersonate Mark Melancon. NO ONE can do a successful Mark Melancon impersonation. The Red Sox version anyway. Except for maybe Mike Remlinger or Rudy Seanez.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Peavy hits a grand slam in the first inning.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Does this really need to be a post?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Spoken like a true Connecticut dad.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What'll be higher tonight - Dempster's game ERA, or his jersey number?
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Sorry I couldn't be here to liven things up, I just spent the past three hours listening to the bastard spawn of Tim McCarver and John McEnroe babble about f***-knows-what. God I hope that textbook is useful because I will not learn jack s*** from this guy.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    60 pages? Who the hell does 10 posts per page, other than cavemen?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Somewhere, Alfredo Aceves just gave up a home run to a small animal.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/161/1/e/magikarp_troll_by_firezyth-d3ijz7k.jpg
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why the f*** do all caps get reverted to lower case. Who's in charge here?
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Magicarp
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lackey: http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8227/8488895749_10b7fa3c99.jpg
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The two are a cojoined memory for me. Something about home Twins uniforms and sunlight just does not compute. Like if they yanked the Blue Jays out of that shitbox and put them on a real field, it'd probably take me half a decade to get used to it.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    TD Garden has this fried chicken, I swear to god they fry it in liquid cocaine. It's glorious. Extremely unhealthy, but glorious.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Do they have scalpers at minor league parks?
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's four years later and I still haven't gotten used to the Twins not being in the Metrodome. I turn on a game where somebody's in Minnesota and see Target Field and I'm like WTF. And then I remember.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yahoo comments are the absolute worst of them all.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Fenway a couple of times TD Garden multiple times Portland Sea Dogs Minor league hockey Stadium food is a plus, I love that s***, but most of the time your seats suck and you don't know what to do with yourself during breaks since you can't change channels or anything.
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