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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What really disappoints me is that 'Dennys Reyes head' wasn't an autocomplete option in google search. I mean, come on internet.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/therundown/DENNYS.jpg Behold, Dennys Reyes' head.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Don't bomb out there, Koji. Japs and bombs don't mix.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Adenhart's throwing Dennys Reyes' head to warm up.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You're right, we should be riffing on all the different fish-related names in baseball. Real goldmine there.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh god, Tazawa. I'll get the crack.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    All these people are currently warming in our bullpen.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nick Adenhart circa 2012.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Keith Foulke 2005 Keith Foulke
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    John Halama
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mike Remlinger is warming in the pen.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you, that was my next one.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Villarreal
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lefty's way overrated anyway.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I used to have no qualms about s***ing in school, until one day when I pushed one out that literally smelled like a dumpster that hadn't been emptied in three weeks. Apparently such events are not approved of by waiting classmates.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The worst is when you eat diarrhea food, and then forget that you did it and you go out for a drive. So when that half-hour-later rolls around you're in the middle of rush hour and you've clumsily positioned yourself so that you can't escape the left lane.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hope so, because it would upset Lacey. Which gives me my in.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Piss, beer, what's the difference? Still giving me a great high.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Liquid nitrogen is probably healtheir for your digestive system than Taco Bell.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I forget, was the SF game the one Villarreal and Farrell torched?
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'm not sure, they're in blank glass bottles. Some guy named Tarzan sold them to me behind Taco Bell. Gave me a great deal.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I can only imagine how violent Thunder's reaction would be if a family member interrupted him scoring the game via radio.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nope. I'm smoking beer.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What makes you think it's weed I'm smoking??
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    CHEEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEE!!!!111
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