No, I mean if the strike zone's gonna be 6 inches wider on each side of Jiminez, give Schilling those 6 inches too. Don't give Jiminez those 6 inches, then squeeze Schilling.
Nice K of their "designated hitter."
Actually I think the more accurate way would be "There's only one October...but we had to extend it a bit because that's what the TV people said they wanted, and they make the decisions, regardless of what makes logical sense or benefits the teams and fans." But that might be too wordy.
If Papelbon is going back out, I'm guessing its for celebration purposes only. I don't think anyone can stomach the idea of Gagne recording the final out, even though this 9 run lead is technically his territory.