My sarcasm radar is down and undergoing maintenance, and I'm bored, so I'm taking this post as if it were serious. Because it might be...
Okay...who the f*** is Brian Stanton? You mean Mike Stanton?
Can you really credit this to Cashman? This is pure luck in my book. Not taking anything away from the two pitchers, although they have sucked their entire careers except 2005, but this isn't Cashman.
Wait. Slow down. Backtrack. Rewind. I assume you're talking about Randy Johnson, Carl Pavano and Jaret Wright. Here. Are you actually f***ing praising Cashman for getting these guys? Johnson was the only guy who had any type of success, and in his first year he saw his ERA drop 1.19 points and his WHIP drop 0.22 points. That was his only good year in NY. I don't think I need to elaborate on Pavano and Wright.