Mr Crunchy

wang got hit last time out by the end of last season he was 1 of the best righties in the al i figure the al has seen enuff of him to bring him back to earth or in his case the flowing cesspool,the font of putrecense,hells highpoint,jerusalem on jerome aka the bronx

who owns direct tv and why in gods green earth would the nfl and mlb abandon the cable market which is infinitely bigger and move to satellite? someone has some muscle

exactly fred to quote the raging bull jake lamotta when asked of his prediction with a handsome young opponent "" fight this guy?? i can f*** him but im not sure i should fight him""

the man who doesnt think either league is superior didnt pay attention to the interleague results i guess the beating the national league took in interleague play was historic sure the tigers tossed the world series into the shitter and they were the best team in the american league pretty much from april to october that said the cards won the nl with 83 wins the tigers had a horrid week in october and they paid for it the national league is just horrid period end of story

and now the story goes that the brazilian chic is knocked up.... anyone else here this?? not that i care but can this guy be so smart on the field and so f***ing stupid off of it?? 1/2 to brigit 1/2 of whats left to the other chic not that i care but forget about the home town discount and restructuring his next deal financially speaking hes got some issues to address if this is indeed true

hansen should have someone run a straight razor across his face and grow a mullet and for chrissakess somebody feed the guy too pretty too young too skinny he looks like a runways model for gods sake 6'5 180?? the same dimensions as the brazilian chic tom brady is humping when i think of a relief pitcher i see the mad hungarian al hrabosky or a dick raddatz or perhaps a goose gossage someone with a drinking problem,social issues and a tendency to beat the s*** out of kittens after a loss...sparky lyle comes to mind.... a guy who would throw at his kid on father sons day and since my dad doesnt have a major league arm im thinking a tug mcgraw/bobby thigpen personna maybe someone with a weird windup and delivery eck had that going for him kent tekulve as well with a 200M payroll you'd think someone would find a way to put some meat on his narrow ass

my 1st football game when i was a sophmore in high school our half back had his shirt ripped off his back and he took mine after the 1st series of downs. the guy ran for 177 yards and 3tds against framingham south of course the radio had been using my name for the entire game... when i came home my entire family apologized for not being there for my big moment my mother had made my favorite dinner,my deaf grandfather gave me 20 bucks my dad cursed me for not telling him i was starting my neighbors were asking me if i thought i could make it in d-1 i didnt have the stones to tell anyone till the following week

who's chugging dick on this forum?? goddam it i think i can speak for the majority of the members here this is a forum based on judeo/christian ethics sodomy felatio and rimming of the same sex will not be tolerated unless of course its women doing it then we can revisit this

Ehhh I think this offseason has shown that the Sox aren't concerned with spending money. I think that if they are to go for it all in '07 Helton could very likely be a piece of the puzzle. sure and why isnt schilling reupped for next season??

the most recent year where the Bs were a 1 seed they played the Cs in the 1st round i remember this like it was yesterday jim ask the walrus who we played that week the canadiens were a +260 dog in that series we did very very well if im not mistaken it was the same season the celts went to the conference finals nice effort by the home team last nite i would pay for the movers out of my own pocket based on that pathetic effort alone

gil hodges.......sure guys like enos slaughter are in the hall of fame ryne sandberg is in the hall of fame pete rose and jim rice arent? why bother having a hall of fame if the guy who had the most hits ever isnt in it??

l.a is nice the way the barbed wire glistens in compton reminds me of the sunrise the dodgers have a nice team in the nl west they would struggle to win 70 games in the al east however are you douchebags serious??

beautiful if he can keep it around 9 we'll win a lot of those 3 run save opps

in the american league you will have maybe 6-7 maybe more teams pushing 90 wins how long can we f*** around and still be competetive??

grady little is the voice of slingblade

That's some nice creative editting. It's actually... 49-30-33-32-20-15 i understand this and i wasnt intentionally trying to be deceptive. however hes signed for an eternity and hes posting #s that albeit decent,dont equate to the money and time he will cost us....and i suspect its all relative considering drew is getting the same coin for the same #s....

i took issue with duddy pedroia given the job without performing especially since we had a decent guy there fairly cheap to begin with but anyways this isnt the 2b job its the closer different mentality than any other spot in sports outside maybe kicker 275 era in pawtucket is good...if i were a pawsox fan id be encouraged what were his #s in boston?? i dont know them off hand but i suspect they were rather gloomy

what indication do we have that hansen is ready??

49-15?? humidor is one thing that would partially explain his hr drop off but that wouldnt explain the gross drop in xtra base hits would it? i fear hes a very expensive kevin youkilis

romero?? jc romero?? nooooooooo s***,i thought he got deported years ago

if you have the talent to make these matchups happen then its fine do we even have a lefty in the pen? you need 27 outs a game...if the starter can get 18-20 of them then we're in good shape good starting efforts will eliminate a lot of bullpen innings this is essential if we have the same results from our 4-5 starters as last year we are f***ed

since 04 heltons power #s have fallen thru the floor youk had more extra base hits than helton last year didnt he?? i know lowell did unless helton can close i dont see how he improves our team all that much hes an upgrade in the field but not all that much isnt it funny how giambi and k brown both had these intestinal illnesses?? now helton,who has dropped from 49hrs to 15hrs,had an intestinal illness as well.... hmnn unless colorado is eating a s*** load of his eternal deal i say we pass on him and start getting serious about a bullpen

note the multiple times the word blow is used here blow as in suck blown unable to finish 200M payroll and we dont have a f***ing bullpen

timlin is 41 and has sucked his entire career as a closer,not to mention he hasnt really pitched well in a while he can no longer pitch with runners on base and that isnt suitable for a closer pineiro has been falling like a meteor for 2 years hes the only pitcher in the american league that i know took a pay cut this season of course it makes sense that the sox,,with a 200M payroll,,would pencil this guy in as a closer... donnellys #s have been falling for a couple years as well of the 3 i like him so far of course theyre a week into the competetion so lets hope someone steps up and claims the job as opposed to winning by default

m neither red i could give a f*** less about either team i hate the pistons i hate mark cuban im hoping phoenix goes as i cant stand seeing s/a win with duncan knowing how close we came to getting him i like your team in denver but it seems that they have yet to get the balance between melo and ai.....camby is camby but i'd like to see how they'd look with stoudamire in phoenix in the middle....perhaps they gel down the stretch and give it a good run in may it is certainly possible in the east theres detroit the rest of the east is sucking hind tit oneil should be writing childrens books,he has no interest left outside the money wades injury ends them....miami has very little chance chicago is coming but theyve got a ways to go detroit may not lose a game in conference play and if they show up that well rested and say dallas goes the distance with whoever they play?? it will be tuff for the mavs to handle them im glad you guys follow hoop i prefer the college game myself to me grapefruit baseball is an instant sedative