Guys, I may have you all beat on the Christmas gift parade. Remember, though, I will be entering only my seventh season as a Red Sox fan since my epiphony at Fenway Park in August of 2000 and I have a lot of catching up to do. Anyway, here's what I got for Christmas
1. A new Red Sox tee shirt, bright red with navy blue trim at the sleeve and neck.
2. A beatuful metal Red Sox trash can that will not be used for any such thing.
3. A nice looking Red Sox clock which not hangs in the center of my baseball room.
4. A Red Sox lamp with the logo really standing out proudly.
5. A Big Papi plastic drinking cup
6. A Big Papi charm and neck chain
7. Red Sox golf balls
8. A bottle of Red Sox hot sauce
You guys must be saying---WHAT THE FAAAAHHHHKKKKK; is this guy a nut? Remember it was my wife, daughter and son-in-law who got me these gifts, and also keep in mind that I am a convert to the Red Sox and converts to anything have the tendency to get totally carried away. Oh yes, three gifts haven't arrived yet. One, a Red Sox mahogony box, a Red Sox travel alarm clock for my trips to Fort Myers and Boston in March and April, and a Red Sox garden flag.
Well, my friends, do I at least get an A- for all this?