It is with much glee that I report to you all tonight that the Red Sox clearly are the greatest team in the AL east. I mean look at it this way, choosing which team is the best bet to go with to win the AL east is as simple as picking which girl to bring to the prom, Anna Kournikova (Red Sox) or the four Golden girls (Tampa, Baltimore, Toronto and the Yankees) starring as the dinosaur like four women.
Now Irish Jay hears a lot of talk coming out of New York that it will once again be another showdown between the Sox and the Yanks. Well quite frankly to compare the situation to something else one need look no further than the African jungle. It is in the sweltering African jungle where the mighty Lion much like the Red Sox, RIPS in to it's much inferior prey, mostly the zebra who with pinstripes and all truly do resemble the timid and outclassed Yankees!!! :harhar:
The Yankees also have a very unlikeable team. If it were not for baseball Gary Sheffield would currently be serving a 20- to life sentence at Attica state prison for selling bags of crack-cocaine to children living in public housing. Jason Giambi is a Roid head, A-Rod is a ........well where do i begin? A pretty boy sissy pants who would rather kiss Carson Kressley ( Queer Eye dude) on the cheeks than to slide in to third base and get dirty.
Yes Red Sox Nation it will once again be a great October to remember!!
- Irate Irish -